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Proposed Dog Cull Shocks Nation

New government legislation is expected to be passed through parliament this week which will make owning a dog as a pet illegal. Shocked dog-lovers across the nation are angry at the proposals. A select committee of MPs has created a bill in response to the growing concern over dog fouling and attacks on humans. The…

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Scientists Prove that Farts are Naturally Funny

Leading scientists from Europe, America and Asia have finally proven, after years of in-depth analysis, that farts are naturally funny. For years there has been an argument, mainly between males and females, over whether breaking wind is funny or offensive. Studies have now shown that blowing a good anal waft is funny and those offended…

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Women can be Bishops; Now they want to be God

Following the landmark vote for women to be allowed to become Bishops, the Church of England will vote again in August to see if women can take up the highest position possible in the Church: God. In 1992 the Church of England voted in favour of allowing women to become Priests. Yesterday, at the General…

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FREE National Lottery Ticket for Everyone

The government has announced a unique scheme to promote the National Lottery and to give every person in the UK an opportunity to become a millionaire. For the first time in history, the government will pay for every UK citizen to receive a FREE lottery ticket for this Saturday’s (19th July) main lottery draw. The…