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Anger at African ‘City Poo Stream’ Idea

People worldwide have reacted angrily to plans by Red Cross to create open sewers running in the middle of roads in African cities. The idea is claimed to be a surefire method to draw flies away from children, something that is a problem in most hot countries. Human rights activists are saying that Red Cross…

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Android Celebrities Anger Over Fappening

Celebrities who own an Android smartphone are today calling for Google to relax security on its handsets so they can take part in The Fappening too. Since news broke this morning of a hack into the iPhones of celebrities, leading to private nude photos being leaked onto the internet, celebrities who can’t afford the popular…

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‘Most Haunted’ TV Crew Mysteriously Disappears

The world’s most popular ghost-hunting TV show, ‘Most Haunted’, has had to stop filming after several of its main cast members went missing in the middle of an investigation. The crew were filming at Plas Teg, a known haunted location in North Wales, when cameramen watched in horror as cast members Yvette Fielding, Karl Beattie…

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Fake News Reported as Real

Russia Today, a respected purveyor of serious news, yesterday proudly quoted satirical news website The Daily Skid to support a real story about a water shortage in Scotland. You could quite rightly expect news agencies and media outlets to bring you only real news (or actual news, serious news, whatever you wish to call it).…

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Toxic Loom Bands Horror

A shock finding by a respected scientist in Switzerland shows that Loom bands, the latest worldwide craze, contain dangerous levels of radiation. Loom bands have been a popular craze for the past few months with children and adults alike, however new evidence shows that in bulk they contain high levels of radioactive material. ‘How?’ you…

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Fury as Tiger Hunting Legalised in Britain

Animal rights activists are outraged this morning following a decision by the British government to legalise the sport of tiger hunting in the United Kingdom once again. In 2004 the government in the UK banned hunting as a sport. Outraged countryside dwellers argued that the fox population needed to be kept under control and that…