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Major Religions Swap Places of Worship Worldwide

What follows is a satirical story about religion. No matter what is said in satire, last week’s catastrophe should never have happened. Humour about religion can be like walking a tightrope, but free speech should be a right and should never result in what happened in Paris last week. #JeSuisCharlie #JeSuisSatire For practical reasons, major…

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UK on the Brink of Humanitarian Disaster

The UK government is about to launch emergency measures to prevent the complete blockage of the country’s sewerage system. Ever since 1843, the year that Arnold K. Wasnocki introduced sweetcorn to the United Kingdom, the country’s sewerage system has been straining under the pressure of undigested sweetcorn kernels. We have all heard so-called ‘funny’ stories…

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BBC Terrorist Cartoon Causes Outrage

 The BBC has sparked controversy by planning a children’s cartoon series about a terrorist. Bosses at children’s TV channel CBBC have commissioned market research company Ipsos MORI to gauge public opinion on the feasibility of making an animated series about a fictional British man, named Alan Jackson, who runs away from his family to join a…

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TV Cast Sent to Improve British Building Trade

Story written by guest writer Michael D Roberts Building companies in Britain have hired the remaining cast of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet to help out as genuine bricklayers on £1,000-a-week wages because of a shortage of skilled Britons It’s been 31 years since the start of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet or if you would much prefer a…

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Most Haunted TV Show Cancelled By Really TV

The new series of Most Haunted has been cancelled by TV channel Really following revelations that it is in fact utter nonsense. For years Yvette Fielding and her band of merry men (even including a Friar Tuck look alike) have explored haunted houses for ghosts and found nothing but orbs (otherwise known as camera dust),…