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UK Government Vows to Join Africa if We Leave the EU

The UK government has said that should the public vote leave in the EU referendum they will consider joining the continent of Africa instead. The shocking announcement came as David Cameron tried to persuade businesses that the UK still has a promising future after leaving Europe. In a speech at the FTSE 100 luncheon in…

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Our Writers Phil and Steve to Have First Foray into Theatre

PRESS RELEASE BY THE GRAND THEATRE LANCASTER For the first time ever Lancaster footlights have two wonderful comedy writers working with them to create fantastic original sketches. The writers of the hilarious satire website ‘The Daily Skid’ and the Authors of ‘Beat About the Bush – The Funny Side of Language’ – and their current…

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Bollocks to be Entered into English Dictionary for Health Reasons

The Oxford English dictionary is known worldwide as the ultimate authority in English words. They’ve now decided to allow several new and controversial words to describe men’s testicles in the dictionary. The words “bollocks”, “gonads”, “ball-sack”, “goolies” and “wrinkly-scrote” will enter the dictionary and the definition of “balls”, “nuts”, “grapes”, “kiwis” and “plums” will all…