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New McDonald’s Fast Food Diet Causes Controversy

McDonald’s, the world famous fast food restaurant have released details of a diet consisting of just their menu, suggesting that a large intake of calories can help you lose weight. Health officials have slammed this idea as dangerous and could potentially kill millions of people. McDonald’s have released a new advertising campaign that encourages people to…

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Facebook to Ban Swear Words

Facebook has announced plans to ban swearing from people’s posts. Furious users of the social network have said that Facebook are taking away human rights, whilst others have said they are glad Facebook is cleaning up its act.   In August 2016 it will be all change on the social media platform, as swearing will…

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UK Government Vows to Join Africa if We Leave the EU

The UK government has said that should the public vote leave in the EU referendum they will consider joining the continent of Africa instead. The shocking announcement came as David Cameron tried to persuade businesses that the UK still has a promising future after leaving Europe. In a speech at the FTSE 100 luncheon in…

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Our Writers Phil and Steve to Have First Foray into Theatre

PRESS RELEASE BY THE GRAND THEATRE LANCASTER For the first time ever Lancaster footlights have two wonderful comedy writers working with them to create fantastic original sketches. The writers of the hilarious satire website ‘The Daily Skid’ and the Authors of ‘Beat About the Bush – The Funny Side of Language’ – and their current…

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Bollocks to be Entered into English Dictionary for Health Reasons

The Oxford English dictionary is known worldwide as the ultimate authority in English words. They’ve now decided to allow several new and controversial words to describe men’s testicles in the dictionary. The words “bollocks”, “gonads”, “ball-sack”, “goolies” and “wrinkly-scrote” will enter the dictionary and the definition of “balls”, “nuts”, “grapes”, “kiwis” and “plums” will all…